In which Pansy Parkinson harasses Ginny Weasley on her journal Demelza Robins steps in.
"Wow, Pansy! Understandable- a five syllable word! Have you been practicing, now, tell the truth, did your mummy bring out the alphabet blocks just for you?"
In which Morag Macdougal pokes fun at Camden Urquhart for his Patronus taking the form of a peacock.
"It's not the patronus itself that matters, it's the accomplishing of it. I'm fine with the peacock, it's an attractive bird. The other birds are probably very jealous of it. It doesn't make me less of a man, I assure you."
In which Pansy Parkinson replies to Ron Weasley's attempt to organize a study-time for the study groups that the DADA Professor, Percy Weasley, forced onto them.
How does 'when Hell freezes over' sound? Oh, wait, your entirely mad brother is on a power trip to end all power trips, and is handing out detentions like your family pops out children. As I'd rather not spend any more time with Granger, I'll pass on the detention that I know the egomaniacal twit is itching to give out. So, Monday evening will suffice for